Being homeowners has been a big step up from being condo owners. It’s like going from a dog to a baby. It’s the next step in big kid life, but it’s soooo not the same thing (not that I ever want a dog — and I don’t have a baby — but you get my point). Anyway, some funny things have happened in the last ten months. Maybe I’ll put these on next year’s Christmas card.
We put up a mailbox.
Yeah, I know, woo-hoo, big deal. BUT you don’t understand; this was a 5-day ordeal. For some unknown reason, when you buy a newly constructed house, it doesn’t come with a mailbox. WTF. I tried to avoid the no-mailbox thing for a few days, but the mail woman was getting annoyed. The following weekend we spent at least five hours in various hardware stores. It went something like this:
“I like this one, but it’s too much money.”
“I like this base, but not the box. What about the one we saw at Lowe’s?”
“I like this one.”
“We don’t have those tools.”
“What about this?”
“Nah, I don’t really like that color. I like the one at Home Depot better. Should we just go back to Home Depot?”
“Let’s try Menards.”
“What’s wrong with black?”
“I”d like tan… or bronze … I think it would look nicer with our exterior.”
“Let’s try Menards in Cedar Falls.”
“This one should be easier to put in.”
“Oh fine, let’s just get the black one. I’m hungry.”
Fast forward two hours: I have a headache, Jay is sweating in the driveway, and the post of our new mailbox sits at a 30º angle. We pulled out the post and tried again in the morning. Despite our best efforts, the post still ended up crooked. We finally admitted defeat and called in reinforcements; Jay’s Dad came up on Thursday, we had a mailbox Thursday night. FYI to anyone who needs to buy a mailbox, don’t try to go the “easy” route; it’s not easy. Suck it up and use the quick-crete. You’ll thank me for it when you have half your weekend back.
We tried to shower without curtains.
Bad idea. Turns out the tiled showers are not walk-in. AKA water does spill outside of the shower. And it’s cold, oh, so cold.
We planted a tree.
Then we dug it up. Linden trees attract Asian Beetles like I attract sunburns, except there is no sunscreen in this world that can stop those awful things. Too bad we didn’t know that before we brought the tree all the way home and dug a huge whole in our newly laid sod.
And then we re-painted. It just wasn’t the right color of green. Thank goodness it was bathroom…and my mom helped…both times.
We tried to landscape.
We bought two very pretty hibiscus bushes and a burning bush. Now the bush looks like it got BURNT. Sad face.
We lost our salt and pepper shakers.
They were only $10, but seriously, we have found everything from the move except those S&P shakers. I held out for a solid 6 months before ordering new ones. Then Jay gave me these cute birdies for my birthday.
We didn’t get a snowblower until February.
Most precipitation in years. I have nothing else to say about that.
We thought our bathroom fans were broken.
They were SO loud. When the builder came over to look at them, he just wiggled the plastic vent around and “fixed” it. And then we felt stupid.
We planted our first garden.
We spent $2 per onion plant. You get one onion per plant. How much do you pay for an onion at the grocery store? Just think about that for a minute. #gardennewbiesOn a different note, high-five to me. I’ve eaten something green every day. Have you?